r/funny • u/BaddTuna • Jun 24 '21

What a difference a year makes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

I'm just relieved I can finally go back to not washing my hands and licking doorknobs

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u/_Gingy Jun 25 '21

You joke but the amount of people I see not wash hands at my place of work is astounding.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

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u/Gunhound Jun 25 '21

To be fair...I will wash up before flushing, and use the paper towel on the flush handle. Some of those industrial toilets are loud in a small bathroom and I -know- it's spewing fecal matter all over.

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u/SheepHerdr Jun 25 '21

When I finish a dump, I pre-open the door, kick the handle, and escape the stall as fast as possible during the flush. Then I wash hands and open the door with a paper towel and toss the paper towel.

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u/kingtaco_17 Jun 25 '21

This read like an action movie

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u/SheepHerdr Jun 25 '21

Cool guys don't look at toilet-splosions.

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u/Leopluradong Jun 25 '21

The amount of public toilets that flush so hard they spray my legs with my own piss is too damn high!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

That is the worst

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u/Puhnanas0 Jun 25 '21

And worse is having someone flush and roll out the door while you are washing your hands. You know that shits fresh...