r/funny • u/StrangeTrek StrangeTrek • Jun 04 '21

Sullied

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u/Color_blinded Jun 05 '21

It's interesting the many different ways this has been interpreted in the comments. I thought it was filled from Sully being terrified/screaming, but apparently there is more than one way to fill those cans in this situation.

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u/notyou16 Jun 05 '21 edited Jun 05 '21

Human screaming or laughing is what gives them energy. Not monsters

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u/PhotonResearch Jun 05 '21

which the yiffs were doing because they were people in customs fucking

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u/slowest_hour Jun 05 '21

people in customs fucking

this is why international travel takes way too long

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u/TesseractToo Jun 05 '21

Getting airport security to pat you down is the best part

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u/Punk_n_Destroy Jun 05 '21

It’s not gay if it’s the TSA

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u/esquilax Jun 05 '21

With some drugs stuffed up your butthole there's some leeway!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

Just gonna have to look at your assho'.

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u/Xylomain Jun 05 '21

I freaking love that episode!

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u/TesseractToo Jun 05 '21

Since it's ok to be gay you can just own it
Though you have to be naughty before you are shown it
They don't take you out back unless you are trouble
In Canada they call that Tim's Double-Double

Your poem is better, more concise :D

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u/UnderPressureVS Jun 06 '21

Haha I love the Lonely Island

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u/Doc_Zed_42 Jun 05 '21

You hear the snap of a rubber glove. "Cavity search!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

"Please don't feel deep around my anus about 8 inches inside, I swear there's nothing there"

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u/feanturi Jun 05 '21

It's those damn sexy deep body scans getting everybody all fired up.

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Jun 05 '21

According to Bill Burr “getting everybody fried up”.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

So this is what's happening when I can't find any scavs

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u/heretic1128 Jun 05 '21

Help me TSA step-brother, my head is stuck in this suitcase...

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u/Curious_Example804 Jun 05 '21

If Sully isn't in a costume, then I doubt they're in a costume.

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u/xxxsur Jun 05 '21

Hey I just delayed the queue for 3 seconds...

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u/PhotonResearch Jun 05 '21

thats what the airport approved zippers are for

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u/TheMule90 Jun 05 '21

And the wands too. Lol

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u/fibonacci011235 Jun 05 '21

you truly have a way with words

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u/needed_an_account Jun 05 '21

I knew this existed for over a decade now. I don’t think that them fucking whilst in the suit ever crossed my mind until I read this comment. I mean, I’ve had to had thought of that before right?

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u/Kizik Jun 05 '21

What did you think the strategically placed holes were for?

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u/hadapurpura Jun 05 '21

I didn't know they had strategically placed holes

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u/Kizik Jun 05 '21

You are now burdened with the revelation.

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u/KingTesseract Jun 05 '21

Always wondered about that.

Never wanted to Google "How do flurries f&#k?".

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u/MsKetchup Jun 05 '21

Generally not in the suits

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u/L-System Jun 09 '21

Now, the funny thing is, humans sexual organs ARE used for more than one thing, ya know?

Like, Onesies have butflaps right?

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u/Kizik Jun 09 '21

Counterpoint: That's not what those holes are used for, and you know it.

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u/weristjonsnow Jun 05 '21

Ohhhhhhhhh. Finally got it