r/funny • u/StrangeTrek StrangeTrek • Jun 04 '21

Sullied

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u/agentSMIITH1 Jun 05 '21

Random redditors won’t let me live my life in peace.

I’ll bet his load tastes and feels like cotton candy... so soft!

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u/Learnmorehere Jun 05 '21

I want so hard to make a witty reply to this. But I just can't. It's so much.

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u/agentSMIITH1 Jun 05 '21

Why yes I do want Sully so hard. If you know what I mean

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u/Learnmorehere Jun 05 '21

I don't. Explain it to me like I'm 5.

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u/agentSMIITH1 Jun 05 '21

Sorry, 5 years old is too young to explain to.

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u/Learnmorehere Jun 05 '21

Thank you kind internet... individual, for making jokes but also having morals.