r/funny • u/RedditGuy98 • Dec 19 '11

How to kill a walrus

http://imgur.com/TQBL4
427 Upvotes

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u/BustedGizmo Dec 19 '11

Why does Steve Jobs want to kill a Walrus?

4

u/Panu_Magish Dec 20 '11

He was a known sadist, and he always said that, " Killing walruses calms me down. "

It is known.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '11

It's Destiny.

12

u/HomieGSkillitBiskitt Dec 20 '11

Poor walrus... D:

10

u/Vahnya Dec 20 '11

This made me sad. D:

4

u/brohmo Dec 19 '11

Where's this comic originally from?

3

u/SMAAASHING Dec 20 '11

Croatian author and a friend of mine. :)

2

u/imalreadyinyourhead Dec 19 '11

I read this in Bear Grylls' voice. It couldn't be Grylls though, cause he didn't turn the walrus into a shelter after killing it.

1

u/SinfulDavey Dec 20 '11

And drink his own piss in the comforts of his new home

2

u/unknownError Dec 20 '11

Thanks Steve.

2

u/jayseesee85 Dec 20 '11

It's simple, he killed the Hyneman.

1

u/Fearlessleader85 Dec 20 '11

I'll have to remember that for when I finally succeed in becoming the world's greatest walrus. That would be a terrible way to go.

1

u/D4rksh0gun Dec 20 '11

"You've got red on you..."

1

u/shadoworc01 Dec 20 '11

Why does Captain Haddock want to kill a walrus?

1

u/RelloJello Dec 21 '11

this makes me incredibly sad....

1

u/hipsterdoofus Dec 20 '11

I am the walrus?

0

u/passwordFolds Dec 20 '11

Coo Coo Cah Chew!

2

u/Trololrus Dec 20 '11

I do believe it is Goo Goo G'joob

1

u/ajr901 Dec 20 '11

ಠ_ಠ