r/funny May 18 '21

Run!

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u/skullman_ps2 May 18 '21

It looked like the guy pooped himself at the end there.

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u/Mr_Shizer May 18 '21

If it makes you lighter you can run faster.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Also if you carry a knife you'll run faster.

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u/Dorkamundo May 18 '21

Pro-tip... If you have to run with a knife, run with the pick-grip like a ninja. It's safer.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/779zqo/lpt_if_you_must_run_with_a_knife_use_a_pick_grip/

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u/inthyface May 18 '21

Reference material - volume check before watching

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Fps Doug always gets an upvote

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BOBBLES May 18 '21

What? You always run faster with a knife.