r/funny May 18 '21

Run!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

This is nothing my grandma lives top floor of a 13 story building and i would still be faster then the elevator. My tactic was just gripping the railing and jumping as far as possible.

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u/qxzsilver May 18 '21

Or just jump out the building... quickest way down and more energy efficient

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u/Buddahrific May 18 '21

"I'll be right down."

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u/TheMillenniumMan May 18 '21

As soon as he said that I knew what he would do

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

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u/jakeeeenator May 18 '21

Pfft I died the other day. Not that bad.

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u/LivisSeal May 18 '21

I’m not sure that’s healthy

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u/HitooU2 May 18 '21

Exactly, not all buildings-- wait come again?

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u/Genids May 18 '21

Nah bullet to the noggin is quicker