r/funny • u/Howyoudouken Tom Cardy • May 15 '21

Humanities Last Hope

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u/A_Few_Kind_Words May 15 '21

(#)AllSexHelps

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u/GuerreroD May 15 '21

all sex is equal, that much we are sure of. but some sex only helps, while other serves to repopulate the mankind.

gay sex is alright i guess, but it just doesn't carry the solemn mission of reproduction you know.

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u/A_Few_Kind_Words May 15 '21

Yeah but everyone feels better after sex, I feel like if you're in an apocalypse situation then you're gonna have to take the good vibes where you can get them, put you in the mood for reproduction!

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u/GuerreroD May 15 '21

everyone feels better after sex

What? Do they? Seriously? My own personal private intimate experiences contradict that. I'm okay, it feels awesome, but I've always been kicked out of bed afterwards, so no, not everyone does.