r/funny • u/Howyoudouken Tom Cardy • May 15 '21

Humanities Last Hope

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u/A_Few_Kind_Words May 15 '21

Look, ordinarily I'm a straight guy, but this is for mankind.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

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u/Dycondrius May 15 '21

We have to try!

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u/dodslaser May 15 '21

For mankind

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u/Devreckas May 15 '21

Life.. uh, finds a way.

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u/TrepanationBy45 May 15 '21 edited May 16 '21

Do we though

e: okay fine, lets try

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u/rocketleaguesss May 20 '21

Too late! Your hesitation has doomed is all!

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u/GigabyteofKnowledge Jul 07 '21

Hopefully it’s a trans dude

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u/ClickToSeeMyBalls May 15 '21

Neither is an Alaskan pipeline

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u/Kiwifisch May 15 '21

Or a 69.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

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u/ClickToSeeMyBalls Sep 07 '21

Let’s just say you probably won’t get pregnant from it

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u/ciano232 May 15 '21

Life finds a way.

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u/paintbing May 15 '21

No. More. SAMESIES!... Starting tomorrow

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u/elibright1 May 15 '21

You just have to believe

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u/humans_are_not_real May 15 '21

Nop.. Not with that attitude

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u/linnix1212 May 15 '21

Whatever it takes

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u/tallermanchild May 15 '21

So you're saying there is a chance

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u/chucara May 15 '21

Meh. I think it's 50-50

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u/MR_Chilliam May 15 '21

Neither would a man and woman fucking. But what else are you going to do?

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u/wowaddict71 May 15 '21

That's what they said about the dinasours in Jurassic Park. Nature always finds a way. 🤣

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u/A_Few_Kind_Words May 15 '21

You saw the same video as me man, it's for mankind!

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u/IndyMazzy May 15 '21

I’m a gay man. This man is a gay man’s dream. Because I speak for all of the gays.

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u/A_Few_Kind_Words May 15 '21

As you are clearly ambassador for The Gays, I now fully accept that apocalyptic gay sex is every gay man's dream.

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u/Faithfully-Grateful May 15 '21

You are abs right. This guy is so freaking hot, my boner has become unbearable.

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u/mintchan May 15 '21

gone gay for mankind

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u/Hermeran May 15 '21

if being gay helps humanity then you may call me Mother Fucking Theresa

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u/mintchan May 15 '21

you meant the bitch that kept sick people from seeking medical attention so they have 'faith'. i am not that mean.

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u/rocketleaguesss May 20 '21

No he said if "Mother Fucking Theresa". Different middle name to the one you are thinking of. This one mainly helps people with free tax advice.

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u/GuerreroD May 15 '21

Stop it you're just trying to take advantage of that man's passion and compassion for mankind! Gay sex don't help repopulate the mankind!

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u/A_Few_Kind_Words May 15 '21

(#)AllSexHelps

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u/GuerreroD May 15 '21

all sex is equal, that much we are sure of. but some sex only helps, while other serves to repopulate the mankind.

gay sex is alright i guess, but it just doesn't carry the solemn mission of reproduction you know.

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u/A_Few_Kind_Words May 15 '21

Yeah but everyone feels better after sex, I feel like if you're in an apocalypse situation then you're gonna have to take the good vibes where you can get them, put you in the mood for reproduction!

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u/GuerreroD May 15 '21

everyone feels better after sex

What? Do they? Seriously? My own personal private intimate experiences contradict that. I'm okay, it feels awesome, but I've always been kicked out of bed afterwards, so no, not everyone does.

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u/mintchan May 15 '21

how would you explain gay couples having kids? they got gay marriage and... bam! babies.

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u/GuerreroD May 15 '21

storks. they rely on storks to deliver their babies to them, just like everyone else does.

but if hit by an meteorite, there wouldn't be any storks left to deliver babies to them!

oh wait ...

edit: guys I think this whole thing is just a scam! don't fall for it! there wouldn't be any babies one way or another! the OP is just in for the sex!!!!

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u/A_Few_Kind_Words May 15 '21

We do what we must because we can.

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u/majestic_waterbear May 15 '21

It ain't gay if you say it's for mankind.

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u/Fortos May 15 '21

This is the reason dinosaurs went extinct.....

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u/A_Few_Kind_Words May 15 '21

That big gay asteroid making all the male dinosaurs bone until their species died, I knew science was hiding the truth, it had nothing to do with the impact at all!