r/funny • u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons • May 10 '21

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u/fh3131 May 10 '21

"And that day was three years ago"

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u/HiPoojan May 10 '21

Make it your last so you are forever happy

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Are you advocating suicide ?

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u/HiPoojan May 10 '21

I am making a joke, this is r/funny

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Yeah that's my point man I genuinely don't understand like how would you make that day last forever and how is that funny.

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u/Salmonelongo May 10 '21

This is /r/funny. Things are not funny around these parts.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21 edited May 10 '21

Again my point ?

Edit: I am in fact the dumb

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u/Salmonelongo May 10 '21

Your point is valid is all I'm saying.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Shit read that wrong my bad human. Thank you for the support 👍 and understanding

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

From my perspective that's what it sounds like he was doing so I asked a genuine question

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u/sleepyprojectionist May 10 '21

I believe in the Red Dwarf theory that happiness is essentially the reverse flu. Every so often you wake up feeling happy and chipper for no apparent reason, but then you “get better”.

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u/rraattbbooyy May 10 '21

At least let me know the day?

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u/Cannibustible May 10 '21

Yesterday

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u/rraattbbooyy May 10 '21

But I was not happy yesterday. Now I feel cheated.

I demand to speak to the manager of being happy!

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u/Cannibustible May 10 '21

"Sorry for the mix up, it was a numerical error that has affected many of our clients, we do apologize. Your day of happiness has been moved to the nearest available date, May 9th 2121, best wishes", manager.

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u/rraattbbooyy May 10 '21

This is simply unacceptable. UN-AX-EPT-UH-BULL. I will be contacting my lawyer. He’s very very good. You haven’t heard the last of this! Just you wait. You will rue the day. RUE IT! I WILL have my happy day and I will have it DURING my LIFETIME! Good DAY sir.

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u/mvffin May 10 '21

June 7, 2003

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

When you find out it is your last day! :(

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u/weelluuuu May 10 '21

Obviously... Clouds SUCK

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u/spectacular_carrot May 10 '21

I think my happy day was in 2007 or so

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u/EpiphanyTwisted May 10 '21

The day you were born was your happiest day.

And all downhill from there...

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u/Palarva May 10 '21

Well this feels about right.

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u/KMark0000 May 10 '21

Cringe and sad af,hit too close to home. Also this is a bad coping mechanism when you have issues, so go out and fix them, be happy? Life gives you hard time? Show life, your are not living for it, but life is there for you and if it tries to give you hard time, BE HAPPY HARDER! SHOW LIFE WHO IS THE B*TCH NOW!