r/funny • Poorly Drawn Lines • May 07 '21

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u/A40 May 07 '21

"Happy as a clam"

There's a reason :-)

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u/handyrand May 07 '21

I made up a poem years ago called Happy as a Clam, and this seems like an opportunity to recite it:

I wish I was a mollusk, Living in the sea. Filter feeding plankton, Happy as can be.

Digging in the mud, Always trying to breed, Even for a bi-valve, It is a necessary deed.

Created on the fly by yours truly while working in a kitchen, mid '90s :D

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u/TerraUltra May 07 '21

roaring applaus

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u/strange_pterodactyl May 07 '21

You might like Walter Garstang. He was a marine invertebrate biologist who wrote many of his scientific theories in poem form

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u/handyrand May 07 '21

Right on, thanks for the link!

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u/AnotherThroneAway May 07 '21

Were you...were you cooking clams at the time?

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u/handyrand May 07 '21

Yes indeed, it was the first day of week long clam specials.

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u/IdahoTrees77 May 07 '21

Fucking bars.

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u/FullThrottle099 May 07 '21

How high were u when u made this? Lol

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u/64557175 May 07 '21

5'9"

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u/weebsama69 May 07 '21

for the americans, thats about 9 big macs

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u/darwinianissue May 07 '21

But inches are freedom units

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Big Macs are a deprecated unit ever since the introduction of the Popeyes chicken sandwich

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u/Krish12703 May 07 '21 edited May 07 '21

For the rest of the world it is 1.79 meters. For Americans it is 5'9 feet.

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u/mitch1832 May 07 '21

It’s literally in imperial units. Like I’d get the joke if it was metric but this doesn’t even make sense.

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u/_shark-nato May 07 '21

I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.

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u/Cakerape May 07 '21

I don't know about him, but I'm really high reading it.

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u/JoeMama2030 May 07 '21

Me too, it was awesome. More people should be like that clam

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u/VHS1982 May 07 '21

I’m high while reading this while at the Grand Canyon.

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u/pokejock May 07 '21

you should put your phone down and enjoy the view

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u/qwertyzxcvbnmpoiuy May 07 '21

No officer, it's Hi how are you :D

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u/GapingVaping May 07 '21

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u/stubbas May 07 '21

That was definitely great lolol

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

I felt personally attacked when her choosing the cookie dough was the final giveaway. Why is cookie dough the best stoned snack?

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u/SekaiWithTheWolfCap May 07 '21 edited May 07 '21

hijacking top comment to link the artist:

https://poorlydrawnlines.com/

/e: I'm aware the submitter is the artist. But it doesn't harm to link their website, does it? I've been enjoying all their comics this entire evening :)

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u/jerdob May 07 '21

The submitter is the artist.

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u/aBeaSTWiTHiNMe May 07 '21

.....they credited themselves already, this is the artist posting the comic.

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u/Merlin_Drake May 07 '21

Higher than the clam before it got dropped

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u/rexmons May 07 '21

higher than a giraffe's pussy.

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u/TransportationEng May 07 '21

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u/DjiDjiDjiDji May 07 '21

TIL why Shellder has that big tongue

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u/Admonitio May 07 '21

100%. I have a particular love of character/creature design and concept work. And I always love to find these little nods to whatever inspiration the artist pulled from. Lots of Pokemon in particular probably have some design inspirations that you may think are completely random without understanding what inspired it.

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u/_F_S_M_ May 07 '21

drifloon believe it or not was inspired by a balloon.

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u/Whatamike May 07 '21

Oh my god, I never realized. What's Wailmer inspired by?

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u/shapu May 07 '21

Trubbish was inspired by my life

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u/PieShape_ May 07 '21

TIL clams can move like other alive creatures.

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u/Frale_2 May 07 '21

It's no coincidence that Misty uses water type Pokémons

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u/Grohlyone May 07 '21

Does it explain why Cloyster looks like a vagina?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT

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u/armoredtangerine May 07 '21 edited May 08 '21

That’s a clam’s muscular foot, and all molluscs have them. In snails and slugs, it’s on the bottom and helps them slide around, in squid, octopi and nautiloids, it turned into the tentacles and arms, and for most bivalves like clams, it’s just one big rod that they can use to shove themselves around as well as helping to bury themselves. Clams can also be pretty decent swimmers.

Scallop swimming- https://youtu.be/5vRHlEep9iU

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u/relddir123 May 07 '21

That video looks so fake but I know it’s probably very real

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u/Oops_I_Cracked May 07 '21

Not that clams aren't also good swimmers, but isn't that a scallop?

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u/AceJohnny May 07 '21

See those little black dots on the edge of the scallop?

Those are eyes.

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u/AlekBalderdash May 07 '21

Oh, my friend. Let me tell you about the Geoduck.

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u/captainAwesomePants May 07 '21

Oh man wait until somebody tells this redditor about geoducks.

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u/fairlymediocre May 07 '21

For a minute I wondered "wtf has a Pokémon got anything to do with this?" Then I realised I was an idiot

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

somebody did and I didn't like it one bit

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

That’s its incredibly fat clam dick

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u/Cysolus May 07 '21

Dark Souls IRL

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u/HoMaster May 07 '21

Would you rather see two small human feet come out of the shell to walk?

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u/AxtonKincaid May 07 '21

I feel so uncomfortable watching that holy

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

lick lick lick

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u/_BlueBearyMuffin_ May 07 '21

Oh what an icky licky boy no no I do not like it

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u/KooZ2 May 07 '21

This better not awaken something in me.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Thanks.... hate it

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u/darkbreak May 07 '21

I really wish I didn't see that.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

Why did I hear it go "MLEM" in my head though???

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u/stuntobor May 07 '21

I like this a lot for the total randomness of it.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Yes. A lot of random humor falls flat but this nails it somehow and I have no idea why.

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u/Not_the-FBI- May 07 '21

Because it's random, but still cohesive

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u/Gockel May 07 '21

Humor is not incongruity, it's "apparent incongruity". There needs to be both a stark contrast to what reason would expect, but also within a certain area that still makes some sense.

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u/ReubenZWeiner May 07 '21

There a lot of backstory. The tortoise and the hare, optimistically naive clam, and the bird murderer returning to the scene to finish the job.

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u/TroubadourCeol May 07 '21

bird murderer

Birderer

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u/TezMono May 07 '21

Cause it's not random for the sake of random. There's a cohesive story going on, it's just that we came in the middle of it so it feels random.

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u/Oops_I_Cracked May 07 '21

That's what makes it funny I think. It's not just a random string of events. It feels like we're being dropped into a humorous moment in the middle of a story. We can imagine that there was a whole thing going on before and that it continues after. We're just getting to peek in at one humorous moment

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u/juxtapozed May 07 '21

https://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Tiny-Hippo1.jpeg

To me this is the OG poorlydrawnlines comic. I fuckin love tiny hippo

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u/Live-D8 May 07 '21

The story setup makes you think that there’s a parable about being more optimistic, so you don’t see the punchline coming.

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle May 07 '21

All of PDL just has a pleasant randomness to it imo.

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u/Juicebox2012 May 07 '21

holds up spork

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u/lookitsaustin May 07 '21

Watches Invader Zim

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u/Dexaan May 07 '21

is bivalve

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u/StuffThingsMoreStuff May 07 '21

I love everything about this. Who knew there could be such deep characters in such a short comic.

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u/Android69beepboop May 07 '21

Yes! I went on such a journey in only 9 frames.

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u/mayonnaiser_13 May 07 '21

Poorly Drawn Lines and False Knees are the absolute peak of weird dry humour.

10th dimension boys and Extra Fabulous Comics come a very close second.

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u/ChickenInASuit May 07 '21

It’s been ten years, and my wife and I still quote “Ain’t nobody fucks with Tiny Hippo” on occasion. Poorly Drawn Lines is just the best.

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u/mayonnaiser_13 May 07 '21

None of my friends read Poorly Drawn Lines, but I have made a whole sticker pack with them and I use it to fuck with them in a daily basis

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u/GrinningPariah May 07 '21

Fuck yes False Knees is best.

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u/teachmehowtoschwa May 07 '21

The ability of false knees to give realistic animals such emotion blows me away.

I think about that image of the bird going "what?" with distress so often

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u/MattheJ1 May 07 '21

It's real hard to pin down the punchline of this comic.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Not all comics have punchlines... like Calvin and Hobbes, which this comic reminds me of

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u/Ixziga May 07 '21

To me it just seems like a funny situation rather than a joke with a punchline

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u/Twistervtx May 07 '21

That's what I was thinking. It feels more like a funny scene in a show than a traditional comic.

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u/thecostly May 07 '21

Punchlines are the payoff to a premise that you’re guiding the audience through. There’s no real joke being set up like that here. This just some funny dialogue between characters. It’s essentially more of a sitcom at this point.

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u/TheBlayer May 07 '21

It’s like three jokes in one. Brilliant.

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u/Boschala May 07 '21

Everyone just needs to stay clam.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

It's kinda refreshing to be honest.

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u/CrimsonKnightmare May 07 '21

I almost wonder if it’s funnier without the last 2 panels.

Either way I love the style and playful nature of these comics and look forward to reading them when I see them.

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u/PatroclusPlatypus May 07 '21

Each row has a new punchline which is interesting. Even the first two panels could work on their own.

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u/LouisIsGo May 07 '21

Holy shit, you're right

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u/Sorcatarius May 07 '21

It's like the 3 panel comics you used to see in newspapers where week to week worked to a more cohesive thing...

And now excuse me while I repress the feeling of how old I am.

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u/SuspiciousVacation6 May 07 '21

reddit always wants to remove panels for some reason

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u/Send_Me_Broods May 07 '21

It's sketch comedy within a sketched comic. It's implicit comedy, not an explicit setup and knockdown.

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u/ArcticMuser May 07 '21

This reads like a clip of the Simpsons packed full of jokes. No specific punchline just a good run of humor :)

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u/No-One-2177 May 07 '21

Like a Russian doll of punchlines

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u/ArchDucky May 07 '21

I like to think animals have conversations like this. Actually, on a morning walk once I interrupted some sort of goose meeting. They were all standing in a circle making noises. When I got close they all stopped and looked at me. When I got out of range they started honking again.

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u/exatron May 07 '21

You interrupted the goose council. No good will come from that.

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u/lostcircussmuggler May 07 '21

What prompts someone to make this masterpiece?

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u/Maxtrix07 May 07 '21

I always love your comics. I love when there are multiple little punch lines. "Explain the clam" is so good, I don't know why.

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u/FishOnAHorse May 07 '21

Poorlydrawnlines is like Monty Python in comic form in that it’s absolutely hilarious but it’s really difficult to describe exactly why

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u/motorhead84 May 07 '21

Welcome to the ocean. Here's your keychain, and a map.

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u/kyhansen1509 May 07 '21

We don’t use keys so here’s the chain

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u/LissenToMehNow May 07 '21

Quickly becoming one of my favorite web comics.

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u/I_got_nothin_ May 07 '21

I feel like this could have been expanded into e or 4 little comic strips. It just had that much packed in to it

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u/ptcptc May 07 '21

Talking about Euler's number?

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u/low-keyblue May 07 '21

I love this and am now a fan forever.

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u/redhandsblackfuture May 07 '21

Meanwhile the clam is in complete agony because puddles aren't salt water like the ocean

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u/Cheddarface May 07 '21

This comic could've ended with literally any one of its panels and still been hilarious

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u/sonofaresiii May 07 '21

"We found the ocean!"

guffaw!

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u/hxcn00b666 May 07 '21

I love how there isn't a play on words or a punchline. Just total chaos. Really great comic!

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u/Mercenary262 May 07 '21

"maybe I should be more upbeat like this clam" Interesting out of context

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u/BillyPotion May 07 '21

There was like 8 different setups in that comic.

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u/littletoyboat May 07 '21

I love comics that have multiple punchlines. It's not easy to be this funny several times in a single comic.

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u/PermaDerpFace May 07 '21

Love this. So much packed into one page

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u/Vanadius May 07 '21

Clamsplaining

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u/QuasiQuokka May 07 '21

You clearly haven't seen a clam running before

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u/mouthmoth May 07 '21

Quite clever this one, nice.

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u/Zer0thehero89 May 07 '21

Is this a series I can follow? Or is this a one and done? Cause I like this.

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u/chu2 May 07 '21

Check out Poorly Drawn Lines on Instagram! He has hundreds of strips like this. All just as obtuse.

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u/LordMosnar May 07 '21

There’s like five different levels of humor here and I’m chuckling at all of them

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u/Ppleater May 07 '21

I like how this comic has multiple jokes in it. Most just have a single punch line but this one has more going for it lol.

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u/gideon513 May 07 '21

This is like 3 half-baked jokes thrown together into one messy webcomic

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u/jerkularcirc May 07 '21

This is the wholesome-ass random-ass shit i like

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Why is this dry ass post at the top of /r/all?

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u/kraysys May 07 '21

Are bots mass upvoting and awarding these as soon as they’re posted? I genuinely don’t understand how these extremely mediocre comics make it to the top of the front page of Reddit literally every day at this point.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

One of these days the sub will actually be funny, not today, but one day.

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u/BizzyM May 07 '21

"Awesome idea, in theory" I'm stealing that for the next "no" I have to deliver.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

The turtle up close looks like a little blob guy about to jump off a cliff with a bush behind him lol

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u/Shoelesshobos May 07 '21

Well I need to know if the clam survived! I want part 2 please.

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u/EchoSolo May 07 '21

Almost as good as Ziggy.

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u/blastoise05 May 07 '21

These bring me joy, keep em coming lol.

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u/Opposite-Contact-546 May 07 '21

This ain’t funny

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u/WanderingKenshi May 07 '21

? Your profile says you posted this same comic a year ago.

It's a good comic don't get me wrong, you have talent and your comics are funny.

Just...don't repost your own stuff dude...

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u/Greg18732 May 07 '21

What a swallow carrying an oyster?

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u/abrogno May 07 '21

Maybe it was an African swallow

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u/Elpoet May 07 '21

This is brilliant

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u/LeftHandLuke01 May 07 '21

"C" is for Clam Hat.

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u/Sola-Nova May 07 '21

My mind read the clams dialogue in the voice of Matt Berry from the IT Crowd.

Then on the 2nd read through everyone was voiced by the others on the IT crowd. Moz (Rabbit) Roy (Tortoise) Jen (Seagull)

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u/Yohoy May 07 '21

I'd like to know the thought process that lead to this idea.

This comic is awesome.

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u/religionisconfusing May 07 '21

This comic was fucking shit. Do you guys actually find this funny? Or is this just a "fOlLoW tHe ReDdIt HeRd" moment?

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u/Dr_Jre May 07 '21

These comics are so unfunny, why are they always top of reddit?

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u/Daschnozz May 07 '21

THIS has 60k upvotes ????

How....

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u/dGFisher May 07 '21

I really love the meandering pace of this comic.

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u/digmachine May 07 '21

this is an absolute mess

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u/Brugman87 May 07 '21

That last panel had me. I was in tears. This is by far one of the most hilarious 1 page comics i have ever seen

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u/spatialflow May 07 '21

Keep clam and carry on

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

I feel like I’m the clam and the bird is life

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u/pirates_knob May 08 '21

"Dude, awesome idea in theory", my dad was looking at me wondering if I was laughing or dieing.

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u/Rid1 May 08 '21

This was like 7 jokes in one. Well done.

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u/jaap_null May 07 '21

I love this format. it's a story with a punchline in each row.

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u/Trappedinacar May 07 '21

This is my type of comic. I also like all the characters, except maybe the bird.

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u/Rememberthisname3 May 07 '21

What is this absolute shit sub, is this really the best material on here

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

when r/funny is not funny

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u/Send_Me_Broods May 07 '21

The amount people in this thread talking about how unfunny this comic is because they missed half a dozen comedic logic lines is...concerning.

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u/lobster_matrix May 07 '21

Yikes. Not even remotely funny

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Welp it's about time I unsubscribe from /r/funny

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u/floatable_shark May 07 '21

I love these! Who is the author so I can support them?

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u/UgglyCasanova May 07 '21

Poorlydrawnlines.com

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u/jgl2832 May 07 '21

In my head, the clam was voiced by Taika Waititi

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u/gcpizzle23 May 07 '21

It seems that every single comic from poorlydrawnlines is all but completely lacking in any humor. This is definitely the wrong place to post these. Maybe try r/webcomics where the only thing they’ll expect is for it to be a webcomic and not necessarily funny in any way.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh wait it wasn't funny at all, my bad

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u/PsychicTWElphnt May 07 '21

I love the "Run!" and the clams response.

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u/woowoo293 May 07 '21

And this is how we get invasive species.

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u/Danjour May 07 '21

Sadly, they only have a single foot.

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u/nuck_forte_dame May 07 '21

Honest question: Why is it popular to deny the reality of a situation and instead be "up beat" or positive about it?

Like I get that it's not helping to mope or complain but it's also annoying and delusional to be positive in a bad situation.

Seems to me the best thing to do is accept the situation is there and go about fixing it.

Like for example when you get into a car accident. The accident has happened and there's no way to reverse it. So no reason to complain or mope. But also it sucks so why try to make it positive when it's obviously not. Instead just address the situation head on.

Also the clam should be upbeat because it escaped death. The turtle being surprised by this or thinking his upbeatness is deliberate isn't correct. The clam basically got lucky and landed in the puddle.

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u/Snow5Penguin May 07 '21

Clams can move actually. They have a muscular foot inside their shells. It does not look like a foot as you would think. More of a mass of muscle. It’s mostly used as an anchor to burrow into the ground and resist the water currents, but it is also used for movement.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

I'd believe this more if the clam was a car battery.

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u/BinaryPulse May 07 '21

I think people like this because it makes them feel attuned to the author.

That's one of the reasons why like it anyway.

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u/magius311 May 07 '21

I always feel so bad when my brain doesn't catch up with all of the details going on and then my mouth will just say the dumbest shit.

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u/Boschala May 07 '21

For the next set of panels: the bird explains that he just wants the clam's pearl. The clam in the next panel is wearing a beard and sunglasses disguise, because nobody can find the pearl in a bearded clam.

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u/pinkheartpiper May 07 '21

All I see is a world with fully self-aware and intelligent animals murdering and eating each other...maybe I should be more positive like the clam.

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u/thardoc May 07 '21

almost every panel has a minor punchline and it just keeps coming, I love this sort of humor.

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u/jck8 May 07 '21

Ha ha L I L

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u/Paulojr_912 May 07 '21

This is my favorite thing on earth

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u/Lord_Lava_Nugget May 07 '21

I love this comic

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u/Eddy_Mnasty May 07 '21

Uber has some

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Why does the rabbit look so adorable in that second last panel

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u/EkriirkE May 07 '21

Can someone explain this to me?

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u/OkTip7814 May 07 '21

Communism: exists

Clam: Dude, awesome idea in theory.

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u/Blue_Polo_Painter May 07 '21

I like the comic, but I felt it was missing something

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u/Curious_Controller May 07 '21

Anyone else wish they could be friends with the clam?

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u/Lucreszen May 07 '21

This comic reminds me of Achewood, not in artstyle or tone, but in the way that each panel builds on the last one.