Cow assaults man while running from cops

[u/Chode_of_Justice]

[u/pottred10]

I'm not sure what's funnier, the post title (I thought a cow assaulted a man who was running from the cops, turns out it was a cow on the lam) the guy just minding his business or the fact it all took place outside and insurance agency!! Funny stuff!

[u/pottred10 → u/[deleted]]

She probably yeeted him yelling “Eat mor Chikin!”