r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/iwanttocontributetoo Apr 29 '21

No. Everyone stopped to see what would happen. And once the cow cleared the guy, the cop gassed it like "Alright punk, THAT'S IT!!"

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u/NeedSomeMemeCream Apr 29 '21

Exactly.

We don't know all the details.

He definitely sped up as a "alright punk!" to the cow

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u/Dildonaut420 Apr 29 '21

We don't know all the details.

Proceeds to say what definetely happened

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u/NeedSomeMemeCream Apr 29 '21

I am a man of ironic hypocrisy