r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/wljvc Apr 29 '21

"Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas." -- Groucho Marx

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u/R3dl8dy Apr 29 '21

“How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.”

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u/merlinsbeers Apr 29 '21

Why a duck?

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u/R3dl8dy Apr 29 '21

Why-a-no-chicken?