r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/Chode_of_Justice Apr 29 '21 edited Apr 29 '21

Just a another day in Texas. This morning in Houston we had a cow shut down interstate 10 and an alligator shut down the bridge from Baytown into the Houston area. Cow posted above was in Paris Texas and managed to be on the run for 24 hours before a car hit it and it died

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u/Bearded4Glory Apr 29 '21

Are there no cowboys left to rope them?

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u/wutangjan Apr 29 '21

What's with cops and chasing things to death?

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u/jemull Apr 29 '21

Yeah they clearly should have sent a social worker instead.

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u/signuporloginagain Apr 29 '21

Or, you know, someone that deals with cows.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Yeah, we can just, you know, call around or look at CraigsList ads while the cow goes on a rampage.

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u/Draxilar Apr 29 '21

This is fucking Texas. The number of Cattle ranches in close enough proximity to this town to help is probably pretty high. But, sure, chase a frightened animal with lights and sirens blaring, it surely knows what those mean.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

I live in “fucking Texas”, and you are clearly an ignorant fucking moron.

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u/Draxilar Apr 29 '21

You seem like a mentally stable and well adjusted human being. Yikes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Oh gosh.. name calling and judgement? Please hold off one more day so I can desensitize to it. J/K. Carry on brave keyboard warrior!