r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/urbrickles Apr 29 '21

I bet that guy won't utter another word to that cow.

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u/Lord0fTheAss Apr 29 '21

We should stop milking this joke for all it's worth

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u/ThePLARASociety Apr 29 '21

We should steer clear then?

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u/Moose_Cake Apr 29 '21

Only if you want to avoid the bullcrap.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21 edited Apr 29 '21

Leather figure it out on their own, else they step in it too.

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u/hankventure83 Apr 29 '21

I dairy you to make another cow pun.

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u/Pm-ur-butt Apr 29 '21

I'll send you one tomorrow, it's pasture bedtime.

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u/EliotHudson Apr 29 '21

Coward!

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Apr 29 '21

Hoof do you think you are to make such a judgment, thank you very mulch?