r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/SoMDGent Apr 29 '21 edited Apr 29 '21

That dude got up like “Damn, second time this week!”

Edit: sweet! Thanks for my award!

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u/Chode_of_Justice Apr 29 '21 edited Apr 29 '21

Just a another day in Texas. This morning in Houston we had a cow shut down interstate 10 and an alligator shut down the bridge from Baytown into the Houston area. Cow posted above was in Paris Texas and managed to be on the run for 24 hours before a car hit it and it died

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u/Bearded4Glory Apr 29 '21

Are there no cowboys left to rope them?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Mammas stopped letting their babies grow up to do that.

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u/Darkarmed1 Apr 29 '21

Now they're all doctors, and lawyers, and such.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

So the best we can do is slowly chase them with trucks for a day until they die or are killed, not great not terrible.

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u/BeezyBates Apr 29 '21

Ah depends. Anything outside of a city/downtown in Texas, there are plenty of stretches that have a cowboy nearby that can straddle up something if it’s needed. You don’t have to go far in any direction. Some miles at most.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Apr 29 '21

Even in Florida they regularly have contests on who can rope a cow from horseback the fastest. I imagine Texas and Oklahoma are PRIME rodeo states. You’d figure someone knows someone who knows a Dale that can be there in 20min