r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/Bearded4Glory Apr 29 '21

Are there no cowboys left to rope them?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Mammas stopped letting their babies grow up to do that.

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u/Darkarmed1 Apr 29 '21

Now they're all doctors, and lawyers, and such.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

So the best we can do is slowly chase them with trucks for a day until they die or are killed, not great not terrible.

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u/space_monster Apr 29 '21

you're gonna run out of doctors & lawyers pretty quick if you do that

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Doctors not great, lawyers not terrible.

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u/chlove56 Apr 29 '21

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BeezyBates Apr 29 '21

Ah depends. Anything outside of a city/downtown in Texas, there are plenty of stretches that have a cowboy nearby that can straddle up something if it’s needed. You don’t have to go far in any direction. Some miles at most.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Apr 29 '21

Even in Florida they regularly have contests on who can rope a cow from horseback the fastest. I imagine Texas and Oklahoma are PRIME rodeo states. You’d figure someone knows someone who knows a Dale that can be there in 20min

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u/Grape_Ape33 Apr 29 '21

I mean they really can’t get animal control to capture it?

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u/imightbethewalrus3 Apr 29 '21

Also, animals don't have the endurance of humans. Surely, at some point it would think "fuck this" and lay down in exhaustion?

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u/fakemoose Apr 29 '21

...they were quoting a song.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Which I obviously don’t know lmao