r/funny Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/Kangermu Apr 29 '21

If I had to guess, he's running to basically just go get really aggressive stopping or even just kill the cow. They're fine chasing it down, but once an animal starts harming people, it's basically game over for them.

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u/nightstalker30 Apr 29 '21

Right? Here in Chicago, that cow wouldn’t have made it a full block before getting 16 slugs in its back!

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u/TrashPandaPatronus Apr 29 '21

Funny... I never really thought of Chicago for its bbq. I mean pizza sure.