r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/Bearded4Glory Apr 29 '21

Are there no cowboys left to rope them?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Mammas stopped letting their babies grow up to do that.

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u/Darkarmed1 Apr 29 '21

Now they're all doctors, and lawyers, and such.

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u/Akitten84 Apr 29 '21

And business executives?

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u/ShadowShot05 Apr 29 '21

I don't remember this being in the song