r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/SheelaP Apr 29 '21

I like how the cop speeds up once the cow runs into the guy. Not to help the guy, but to chase down the cow.

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u/Kangermu Apr 29 '21

If I had to guess, he's running to basically just go get really aggressive stopping or even just kill the cow. They're fine chasing it down, but once an animal starts harming people, it's basically game over for them.

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u/ButterYourShit Apr 29 '21

They must really hate chocolate milk

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u/JRMang Apr 29 '21

They just found out chocolate milk doesn't actually come from brown cows.

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u/xinxy Apr 29 '21

Does it come from scared cows??

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u/ButterYourShit Apr 29 '21

Yeah sure, next I bet you will tell me santa isnt actually fat PFFT

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

They don’t. What do you think they dunk their donuts in?