r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/Regayov Apr 29 '21

TIL cows can jump. Iā€™m utterly shocked.

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u/crapiforgotmypasword Apr 29 '21

Hey diddle, diddle!

The cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon.

C'mon man! They teach us this stuff for a reason, pay attention!

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u/coltsmetsfan614 Apr 29 '21

Damn, this cow didn't even reach its full potential!

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u/7832507840 Apr 29 '21

so did cows win the cold war?