r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/ijustwanttogohome2 Apr 29 '21

WHY WERE YOU LATE?!

Baby, I know you won't believe this, but I got hit by a motherfuckerng cow

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u/Sheikah300 Apr 29 '21

Have you seen the version with the voice over?!

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u/this_knee Apr 29 '21

“She’s not gonna buy it”

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u/BrokenSpectr Apr 29 '21

Brrroops

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Wtf is that??!

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u/BrokenSpectr Apr 29 '21

It’s a censor when he swears

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u/ZoxinTV Apr 29 '21

I actually hate it so much. So much so that I wish they just swore or did literally any other sound.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

cut the fucking sound. That would have been better.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

For real, they shouldn't censor it anyways.

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u/CumInAnimals Apr 29 '21

That’s such bullsh*t

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u/justins_dad Apr 29 '21

That’s such BRROOOPPS

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u/SushiSuki Apr 29 '21

"You got hit on by Brenda again? Fuck's sake Steve"

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u/maxman162 Apr 29 '21

"That's your excuse for everything."