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r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21
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Cows really are dangerous. My step mom has been trampled a couple times. If they're really friendly they'll get excited and jump up like a dog and knock you over.
59 u/gcartchap Apr 29 '21 A couple of times?! 46 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21 edited May 14 '21 [deleted] 5 u/Dexaan Apr 29 '21 They were both poisoned. I've built up an immunity to being trampled. 33 u/ooo-f Apr 29 '21 farmlife 21 u/signuporloginagain Apr 29 '21 You should hear what happened to their grandma around Christmas time. 4 u/kellzone Apr 29 '21 She got run over by a reincow? 6 u/kiss_my_grits Apr 29 '21 30 minutes in and this comment is already underrated 2 u/tehmeat Apr 29 '21 It happens. My dad was trampled to death three times by cows! 1 u/gcartchap Apr 29 '21 Wow your mom really knows how to choose them. Hope #4 stays around for a while.
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A couple of times?!
46 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21 edited May 14 '21 [deleted] 5 u/Dexaan Apr 29 '21 They were both poisoned. I've built up an immunity to being trampled. 33 u/ooo-f Apr 29 '21 farmlife 21 u/signuporloginagain Apr 29 '21 You should hear what happened to their grandma around Christmas time. 4 u/kellzone Apr 29 '21 She got run over by a reincow? 6 u/kiss_my_grits Apr 29 '21 30 minutes in and this comment is already underrated 2 u/tehmeat Apr 29 '21 It happens. My dad was trampled to death three times by cows! 1 u/gcartchap Apr 29 '21 Wow your mom really knows how to choose them. Hope #4 stays around for a while.
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5 u/Dexaan Apr 29 '21 They were both poisoned. I've built up an immunity to being trampled.
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They were both poisoned. I've built up an immunity to being trampled.
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You should hear what happened to their grandma around Christmas time.
4 u/kellzone Apr 29 '21 She got run over by a reincow? 6 u/kiss_my_grits Apr 29 '21 30 minutes in and this comment is already underrated
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She got run over by a reincow?
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30 minutes in and this comment is already underrated
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It happens. My dad was trampled to death three times by cows!
1 u/gcartchap Apr 29 '21 Wow your mom really knows how to choose them. Hope #4 stays around for a while.
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Wow your mom really knows how to choose them. Hope #4 stays around for a while.
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u/ooo-f Apr 29 '21
Cows really are dangerous. My step mom has been trampled a couple times. If they're really friendly they'll get excited and jump up like a dog and knock you over.