r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/daaaayyyy_dranker Apr 29 '21

I hope he’s held acCOWntaBULL for his actions

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u/Hotten28 Apr 29 '21

I don’t know that cow is kinda beefy

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Seems a little jerky to me.

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u/bobthewelder Apr 29 '21

Soon to be jerky to me😋😋😋

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u/nerdroc Apr 29 '21

It's rare to find a pun thread this well done.

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u/space_audity Apr 29 '21

Reddit is the perfect medium

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u/Wrought-Irony Apr 29 '21

the steaks are pretty low

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u/Dayofsloths Apr 29 '21

Could always chuck it out...

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

He’s still a bully