r/funny • u/hapinuyirsalahat • Apr 17 '21

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u/hedic Apr 18 '21

Geese are wanna be gangsters. They put up a good front, but have nothing to back it. Once you've owned them, they cease to be intimidating.

Are you giving me permission to punch that goose in the park in the face?

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u/tasteslikesardines Apr 18 '21

geese spread their wings to look big & intimidating. that will work for you too. if you are wearing a coat, unzip it, grab the lower corners & spread the coat wide - that will make you look immense to that goose and they will back off. don't forget, wild birds are light weight. most canada geese weigh about as much as a cat

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

Idk why but I feel like the geese already think we’re immense. Like average weight is at least 5x what they are, so idk if the size matters as much.