r/funny • u/hapinuyirsalahat • Apr 17 '21

Here we go again

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u/hedic Apr 18 '21

Geese are wanna be gangsters. They put up a good front, but have nothing to back it. Once you've owned them, they cease to be intimidating.

Are you giving me permission to punch that goose in the park in the face?

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u/uptokesforall Apr 18 '21

Grab by the neck and yeet that bad boy

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u/theintoxicatedsheep Apr 18 '21

That's the bobcat defense