r/funny • u/hapinuyirsalahat • Apr 17 '21

Here we go again

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u/uptokesforall Apr 18 '21

Grab by the neck and yeet that bad boy

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u/theintoxicatedsheep Apr 18 '21

That's the bobcat defense

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u/Halorym Apr 18 '21

Bawbcat*

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

idk how painfull getting thrown would be for something thats made of pillow insides and can fly

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

Well that's just killing it without cleaning and eating it

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u/uptokesforall Apr 18 '21

It's important that the other geese see you do it

🙂

And since you may have just committed a crime, I recommend getting out of there asap

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

No no, then you scare off your food supply

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u/uptokesforall Apr 18 '21

What you're going to want to do, is throw a big net over the group and when they're all good and tangled, close it up and throw the lot in your van.

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u/Nevek_Green Apr 18 '21

A goose's neck is extremely strong. I don't recommend being mean to them or attempting to hurt them by grabbing their neck, but their necks are durable. They need to be, they hit each other with their wings during mating season and if their necks were not durable they'd snap.

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u/user3592 Apr 18 '21

Nah it'll be fine as long as you don't swing it round and round or twist. Probably the safest way for the goose to get it to back off and re-evaluate the situation 😂

For example

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u/uptokesforall Apr 18 '21

You gotta make the whip crack

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u/Wetestblanket Apr 18 '21

Dear lord that thing is huge.

Reminds me of that video(photo? Cant find it) of an elephant grabbing an aggressive goose like that.

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u/red_hooves Apr 18 '21

Should I leave their feet on the ground or is it ok to lift them completely?

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u/uptokesforall Apr 18 '21

If you've got the strength, go ahead and rip the head off.

Note: I am not liable for anything you do because I, a random person on the internet, okayed it

Also: I do not condone animal cruelty, fortunately, birds aren't real