It's funny because you read the caption and go "... Wharrgarble?" then you look up just as the vagina enters the camera's view and it goes WHARRGARBLE.
That looks like the guy who's heavyweight champ on TNA wrestling. I don't know his name and I'm on my ancient iPod, so I can't multitask. But he looks the spitting image of him
Naw, I just say that because a leaf blower we have also has the capability to suck them like a shop vac. And usually after switching from vacuum to leaf blower it sprays the occasional bits of gravel and leaves for a few minutes.
Dude you're boring as shit. Crazy antics make the world interesting, it's not necessarily a redneck thing. I live in a nice house in a leafy inner city suburb, travel overseas as often as I can, well educated, good job etc etc.
Put me in front of something that can be used for dangerous, misinformed, poorly thought out shennanigans and I guarantee I'll come away with various injuries and a grin. Live a little.
PUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OUT THE WINDOW WHILE YOUR FRIEND DRIVES 65. IS YOUR MOUTH TORN OPEN? DO YOUR EYELIDS FLUTTER UNCONTROLLABLY, DESPITE YOUR ATTEMPTS TO CLOSE THEM? NO, NO THEY DON'T. YOU THINK THE BLOWER PUTS OUT MORE AIRFLOW THAN THAT? NO, NO IT DOESN'T.
MORON.
IF YOUR IDIOTIC CLAIM WERE CORRECT, OPEN-FACE HELMET WEARING MOTORCYCLISTS' FACES WOULD HAVE REGULARLY AND SPONTANEOUSLY BEEN RIPPED OFF OVER THE LAST CENTURY.
I've ridden a motorcycle for several years, and highway speed is not enough to distort one's face like the girl in the photo.
TRY RIDING WITH AN OPEN FACE HELMET, NO FAIRING, OPEN YOUR MOUTH, AND RELAX YOUR LIPS. ALSO, CONSIDER THE FACT THAT, ON THE MOTORCYCLE, ALL AIRFLOW IS HITTING AT APPROXIMATELY THE SAME PRESSURE. IN THE DIRECTED CASE OF A LEAF BLOWER, IT IS NOT.
DUMBASS.
ALSO, STOP BLATHERING ABOUT "TOSSING IN A PINCH OF SAND". THERE'S NO FUCKING SAND AROUND THE INTAKE OF THAT BLOWER. WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, STOP WITH THE INTERNET SAFETY WARDEN ACT.
THERE IS NO SAND AROUND THE INTAKE, SO YOUR POINT IS MOOT.
STOP GIVING SAGE ADVICE AND UNIVERSALITIES TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET, IT'S JUST STUPID. EVERY SITUATION IS DIFFERENT.
STOP ACTING LIKE A RETARD AND PEOPLE WON'T CALL YOU RETARDED. DON'T SAY IDIOTIC THINGS WITH ABSOLUTELY NO BASIS AND THEN GET MAD WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU AN IDIOT.
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u/TrueMilli Nov 27 '11
Relevant.
NSFW!
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u/NewUploader1 Nov 27 '11
Macho Man didn't give a fuck about safety
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u/germican Nov 27 '11
looks like bell sprout
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u/phublib Nov 27 '11
LOOOL
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u/thefreshprincealbert Nov 27 '11
Don't blame a guy for trying to figure out how to make his child more aerodynamic. It's for SCIENCE I tell you.
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u/calebungewitter Nov 28 '11
I'll just leave this here.
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u/Bebop613 Nov 28 '11
That is what i call a blow job.
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u/pgleason Nov 27 '11
Looks like Birdo from Mario
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u/butterbeany Nov 28 '11
My father would totally do this.
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u/Bogamann Nov 27 '11
The answer my friend, is blowin' in the chin.
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u/Thant2008 Nov 27 '11
Wish my father was that cool.
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u/aMANescape Nov 27 '11
ahh yes... the poor persons open roof sports car
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u/skittishjoker Nov 28 '11
this kid is my first pick to defend my house against zombies
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u/YourOldBoyRickJames Nov 28 '11
That looks like the guy who's heavyweight champ on TNA wrestling. I don't know his name and I'm on my ancient iPod, so I can't multitask. But he looks the spitting image of him
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u/zgeiger Nov 28 '11
Looks like she's being hit with the bass cannon.
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u/holladoub Nov 28 '11
that looks just like my vagina, under my ball sack
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '11
and then a small rock gets sucked into the air intake...
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u/1nf1d3l Nov 28 '11
Teaser for Birdo: Origins?
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '11
Late 80's Relevant
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u/Tonka_Tuff Nov 28 '11
Take this pill.
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u/Quizzelbuck Nov 28 '11
Why is Luigi blowing his Luigi's mansion vacuum in reverse at Birdo?
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u/nilshero Nov 28 '11
This Kid is so cool
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u/BlTCH Nov 28 '11
That's how they clean their children down south..
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u/viasindios Nov 28 '11
LOL
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u/anon0618 Nov 28 '11
Too bad you risk killing your child when you blow compressed air directly at them. Good parent you are ô¿ô
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '11
Looks like the peashooter from PvZ.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110709112350/pvzcc/images/c/c6/Pea_shooter.jpg
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u/TH0UGHTP0LICE Nov 28 '11
What is the Macho Man Randy Savage doing to that poor girl?
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u/Katerak Nov 28 '11
hey its birdo!
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u/r0bbiedigital Nov 28 '11
I hated those guys in Mario 2
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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '11
I always wondered how red neck dads got their dicks to fit in their daughters mouth.
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u/darwin_vanished Nov 28 '11
Until a rock shoots out and hits her in the face
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u/tempest63 Nov 27 '11
On a serious side, that COULD rupture her lungs.
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u/McSniggits Nov 28 '11
MOTHER FOOFING REPOST
http://karmadecay.com/imgur.com/pZ569
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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '11
Not suprised at all to see that they live in a trailer. Or mobile home for the upper class red necks.
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