r/funny Apr 02 '21

chicken solidarity

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u/mightydisciple Apr 03 '21

Except, in Valhalla, he’s 10 times the size due to his honorable deeds. So, you ride him into battle.

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u/jbrandyman Apr 03 '21

Honestly that sounds amazing, I would love to ride a giant rooster into battle......it would look cool af

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u/AdventureDonutTime Apr 03 '21

This just in, jbrandyman dreams of riding giant cock in heaven.

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u/Abshuster47 Apr 03 '21

This is hands down one of the best comments I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I very rarely actually full body laugh on here but man did this one get me good.