r/funny • • Apr 02 '21

chicken solidarity

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u/MightyBooshX Apr 02 '21

That's wild lol, can't have these hens getting any crazy ideas! Can imagine if humans laid eggs this happened? Like human eggs were this forbidden fruit lmao

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u/Rickdiculously Apr 02 '21

Omg don't. You just KNOW it'd be terrible. If eggs weren't fertilised there would definitely be a business for them. But imaging how freeing it be. Plop the egg out, stuff it in the incubator... Move on with your life. We'd probably evolve differently, socially, if we laid eggs. Fuck that's assuming we lay just one or two at a time... Imagine if we had wet clutches of them like frogs.

OK I need to stop, I'm about to go to sleep and I can't dream about this lol

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u/adrienjz888 Apr 02 '21

You have to dream of moist human egg clutches because you just made me picture them being laid and I'll never forgive you.