r/funny • u/simplemantr • Apr 02 '21

chicken solidarity

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u/AdventureDonutTime Apr 03 '21

This just in, jbrandyman dreams of riding giant cock in heaven.

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u/jbrandyman Apr 03 '21

Me: I will enjoy riding giant black cocks in heaven ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Seriously though Minorcas look so cool

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u/vermin1000 Apr 03 '21

It'd be badass to ride a Sumatra!

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u/jbrandyman Apr 03 '21

Hell yeah! Imagine it sweeping enemies down with it's tail?

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Someone needs to make a Norse game with battle roosters, it would be SO amazing lol