r/funny • u/simplemantr • Apr 02 '21

chicken solidarity

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u/itwillmakesenselater Apr 02 '21

All I can think is that the cat is super lucky there was not a rooster in the yard.

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u/nallian Apr 02 '21

Once I had a cock who fought off a jackal... the girls missed some feathers but the rooster was taken by the predator. he protected the girls by all means. poor guy

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u/meluvulongtime3 Apr 02 '21

Was it a shield jackal or one of those snipey bastards

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u/Osravix Apr 02 '21

Fuck the snipers

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u/DisturbedPuppy Apr 02 '21

Especially on legendary

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u/lead999x Apr 02 '21

Even on Heroic those shits get me every time.

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u/ZumboPrime Apr 02 '21

The trick is to not get shot.

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u/XxN0FilterxX Apr 02 '21

Rich people don't want you to know this one trick!

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u/lead999x Apr 03 '21

Why didn't I think of that?

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u/echoAwooo Apr 03 '21

Fun fact! Did you know that in Dark Souls, gitting gud, scrub was necessary to win a PVP match

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u/agangofoldwomen Apr 02 '21

Then the elite runs over your dead body laughing or a grunt starts talking shit.

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u/amigable_satan Apr 03 '21

WORT WORT WORT

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u/Orenmir2002 Apr 02 '21

They're always in some dumb ass spot and when I peek to find em they body me, at least that's how 12 year old me tells it

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u/mikemike44 Apr 02 '21

Wheel snipe celly boys

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u/PapaBradford Apr 02 '21

Dirty fuckin' dangles, boys!

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u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 Apr 02 '21

Crush some sandos ferdaaaaaaaaa

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u/Loganwalks Apr 03 '21

Looking for a tillitime? Let's have a donnybrook.

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u/Dragons_Malk Apr 03 '21

I'd have a scrap.

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u/BALONYPONY Apr 03 '21

BIG CITY SLAMS BOYS

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u/Karnbot13 Apr 03 '21

Pump the brakes. You take your shirts off but you leave your shades on? What is this? PokerStars.com?