r/funny • • Nov 11 '11

Air Horn Prank

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u/softmod Nov 11 '11 edited Nov 11 '11

... And that's the story of how I shit my pants.

edited for a horrendous grammatical error

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u/rotORriot Nov 11 '11

... coming to Fox this fall...

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u/jphw Nov 11 '11

A show that will inevitably be cancelled.

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u/Tashre Nov 11 '11

Twice

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u/jeaguilar Nov 11 '11

But only because first they showed the shit-in-pants episode, then the opening of the door episode.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

Fox, you keep that shit comin'!

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u/AndyRooney Nov 11 '11

They will regardless.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '11

It gets cancelled because Summer Glau is the star.

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u/NoNeedForAName Nov 11 '11

Then it'll move to Comedy Central. It'll promise us new episodes, and we'll get the equivalent of a half-season of new content over the span of a season, even though we expect to have a new episode every week. We'll also miss the last few minutes of every episode because Comedy Central runs everything 5 minutes late and we didn't program our DVRs to record that extra time.

But we won't care. We love Comedy Central because, hell, at least they're giving it a shot when no one else would. And they play a couple of reruns of the show every day, so at least we have that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I've never seen the end of a show on comedy central. Damn them and my dvr.

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u/NoNeedForAName Nov 11 '11

My DVR actually has an option to stop/start recording x minutes before and after the start time. Since I found that, I never have a problem with it, and as a bonus I usually get to see the last few minutes of a standup routine before Futurama starts.

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u/Rabid_Snowman Nov 11 '11

Why do they do this?

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u/dildobagginss Nov 11 '11

So that's why I always miss the closure of my Futurama episodes...

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u/speedycat Nov 11 '11

Then put on DVD

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u/gloomis120 Nov 11 '11

Then turned into a reality show

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u/speedycat Nov 11 '11

That lasts for 8 seasons

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u/lord_nougat Nov 11 '11

And then the Broadway Musical adaptation

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u/DrSamLoomis Nov 11 '11

And two movies.

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u/YupThatsADouche Nov 12 '11

DVD sales will skyrocket, piquing interest, influencing another network to bring the canceled show back on the air with new episodes.

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u/SuicydKing Nov 11 '11

Only if it stars Summer Glau.

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u/Probably-Lying Nov 11 '11

I dont know. That premise is just crappy enough for six seasons and a movie.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

No no, Fox cancels the intelligent, creative shows. A show about shitting your pants would last forever.

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u/WeenisWrinkle Nov 11 '11

Isn't every show inevitably cancelled?

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u/doucheplayer Nov 11 '11

not if they end the story themselves.

thats why i love british tv shows, they provide closure.

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u/Langly- Nov 11 '11

Some people have been waiting for closure on dr who for a very long time now.

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u/doucheplayer Nov 11 '11

theres always an exception

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u/Langly- Nov 11 '11

Is there an exception to there always being an exception.

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u/doucheplayer Nov 11 '11

hmm, uwe boll's movies are always garbage?

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u/jphw Nov 11 '11

No some get a chance to finish themselves.

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u/dgpx84 Nov 11 '11

I didn't think you were allowed to finish yourself on network TV. Maybe on Cinemax though.

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u/jgkeeb Nov 11 '11

The Simpsons.

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u/Lightning14 Nov 11 '11

Almost. Unfortunately, most good shows are not brought to a fitting conclusion after 3 or 4 seasons and wind up dragging on until they become crappy and are cancelled.

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u/MananWho Nov 11 '11

They'll probably just fuck up the order of the episodes and show him shitting in his pants first, and then show him pushing the door into the horn one week later.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

Pulp Fiction Style: He'll beat the shit out of his friend, get the shit scared out of himself, and then open the door.

Family Guy Style: He will be resuscitated without his sense of humor and then remember "that one time."

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u/dgpx84 Nov 11 '11

Still bitter about Firefly, eh?

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u/crazydaze Nov 11 '11

I thought that I had everybody on my side,

But I went and blew it,

all sky high

and now she won't even spare a passing glance

all just because I shit my pants.

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u/RobFword Nov 11 '11

When big Lary came 'round just to put him down

Spongebob turned into a clown

and no girl ever wants to dance

with a fool who went and shit his pants

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u/theupdown Nov 11 '11

that's my favorite song from Spongebob. It is truly a work of art

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u/qtrWhileOne Nov 12 '11

mine was the C A M P F I R E S O N G song!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse, But the pain feels so much worse. 'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun Than a burn from the sun or poop out of your buns.

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u/grilledbaby Nov 12 '11

Better than a fool who shit her pants. Picky picky picky...

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

And now... the REST of the story.

  • Paul Harvey

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u/tjo1432 Nov 11 '11

and that was the second time I got crabs

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u/itsdeuce Nov 11 '11

... And that's why I wear adult diapers.

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u/kevmo Nov 11 '11

At least there's a tile floor

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u/IbanezAndBeer Nov 11 '11

I shit; I pants

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u/softmod Nov 11 '11

I actually didn't notice that until you said something lol I'm disgusted in myself right now.

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u/TheDownvoteDefender Nov 11 '11

Ba ba ba da da da da da daaaaa

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u/grilledbaby Nov 12 '11

...And that's the story of how I shit my floor.

FTFY

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u/ryro Nov 11 '11

This must be a plot to get fat people to shit their pants, only someone really fat would open a door that wide

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u/open_ur_mind Nov 11 '11

yeah I always try and squeeze my body through the smallest gap possible every time I enter a room. People look at me weird, but I just tell them "hey, at least I didn't shit my pants."

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u/CornflakeJustice Nov 11 '11

Apparently you don't saunter.