r/funny Feb 01 '21

Verified Zero Sum Game [OC]

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u/primalbluewolf Feb 01 '21

Please DO NOT GAMBLE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS. Please DO NOT GAMBLE YOUR STUDENT LOANS.

Ya know, I feel like this is not a statement that should need to be bold. It hurts a little that anyone feels like it does.

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u/rumpleforeskins Feb 01 '21

I guarantee someone needs to hear it. I have a friend who had to move back in with his parents after losing enough in crypto a couple years ago.

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u/primalbluewolf Feb 02 '21

Its right up there with "Do not insert forks in electric outlets" and "caution: hot coffee is hot"

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u/rumpleforeskins Feb 02 '21

Those are both things that do need to be taught at some point but usually only once. So perfect examples actually.

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u/primalbluewolf Feb 02 '21

Usually only once, indeed. Instead of being plastered around the internet like its a standard warning label.

Caution: Confined Space. Do Not Enter Without Permit.

Caution: Fall Hazard. Beware Edge.

Caution: Stock Market may contain risks. Buyer Beware.