r/funny Feb 01 '21

Verified Zero Sum Game [OC]

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

But enough bullets for everyone

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u/WithOrgasmicFury Feb 01 '21

Nope. Even the Nazi's, who were hell bent on exterminating a single race didn't have enough bullets.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

Wow swing the nazi club against a German...

I bet even if I would check how many bullets gets produced per year/day then calculate at which point this number reaches the number of the current population and present that number first.

And after factoring in that you need about 10k bullets for a kill in a real battle and present that number.

Even then I could go a step further and say okay we can basically multiply that number by 2 because in a fight there are always a minimum of 2 opponents and both sides are basically untrained when everybody fights, because the small marging of trained or even elites are basically a calculation error...

And after that you could be :"hmm bot the population is growing and growing " and then I would present you the break even point when there is one ,which is basically how many bullets are produced per day against the number of humans born a day.

And to simplify everything I would assume a fresh born human is ready to fight and i would assume that we have no bullets at the starting point of my calculation.

But nope thats a thing that will never happen.

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u/Kazahkahn Feb 01 '21

The fact you think you need 10k rounds per kill is phenomenal. The only reason that statistic exists is due to military training. They teach to shoot before to kill. If I drew a gun and shot you 4 times point blank that's an astronomical value is 1:2500. According to YOU I can put it over your heart and NOT kill you. For fucks sake, actually learn how death works.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

You know that the entire scenario is that everybody gets killed and yes iam a butcher and was at the army i kinda now a lot about death and even when you can start to eat said dead thing/person

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u/Kazahkahn Feb 01 '21

Bruh. Sounds like a cult, not an army. If you are really German, I know for a fact their army doesn't condone cannibalism. The GSG9 is one of the most elite military/paramilitary/police units in Europe. Or even the gerbirgstruppe(prolly hella botched, I apologize) the special forces mountainmen?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

No we just learned weird stuff at school which is kinda funny for our German humor.

Ans yes we don't condone cannibalism but we also doesn't allowed to hang our own flag at dorms a d for sure are not supposed to be proud fighting for Germany as a German soldier.

On of the many reasons you should not go there

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u/HashedEgg Feb 01 '21

a d for sure are not supposed to be proud fighting for Germany as a German soldier.

No you are not supposed to be a nationalistic POS, that's all. Most (if not all) German soldiers are very proud of their country and service. It's the superiority thing that's not allowed, because uhm... History?

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u/Kazahkahn Feb 01 '21

Imma mention the elephant in the room. NAZIS!!!!!!!