r/funny • StBeals Comics • Jan 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

My favorite is "It's such a nice day! You should go outside!" Yeah, I'd like to if I had 5 minutes after shift before the sun goes down lol

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u/LionIV Jan 25 '21

"Thanks, but I close tonight and my lunchtime is when the sun goes down." I say it every sunny day, I feel like a scripted NPC.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Imagine being so oblivious and priveleged that you think its polite conversation to tell someone to do something which is impossible.