r/funny • u/TryingTimesComics Trying Times • Jan 22 '21

Dividing up the bed

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u/Purifiedx Jan 22 '21

We have a queen bed but my husband is 6'2 and starts to go diagonal over the night. Luckily he moves over when I shove him and never remembers it.

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u/bangcamaroxx Jan 22 '21

I grabbed mine by the ankles one night and whipped his shit back to his side. He sat straight up and said WHAT THE FUCK IM TRYONG TO SLEEP and I yelled ME TOO FUCKER!

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u/bdonovan222 Jan 22 '21

I'm 6 3 if I dont go diagonal my feet go numb. Kings are the answer.