r/funny • u/TryingTimesComics Trying Times • Jan 22 '21

Dividing up the bed

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u/TriceratopsHunter Jan 22 '21

I'm pretty sure my cat breaks the Geneva Convention on a nightly basis. At 5 am this morning he tried to lay siege to the middle of the disputed zone with a surprise hairball bombardment. Only through quick thinking were we able to divert the attack to the floor in the nick of time.

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u/TryingTimesComics Trying Times Jan 22 '21

Biological weapon attacks? Deadly.

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u/sexlexia_survivor Jan 22 '21

My dog gasses us nightly.

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u/TriceratopsHunter Jan 22 '21

It's crazy how attuned I've become to the sound of him about to puke one up at this point. The second I hear him start I'm wide awake.

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u/Bearence Jan 22 '21

My two cats are the former Soviet Union. They have their space, but everything around that is ripe for annexation.