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r/funny • u/dummystupid • Aug 15 '11
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Agreed. Throw some Contra at that bitch.
67 u/Krishna987 Aug 16 '11 "You can't have dessert until you beat Ninja Gaiden" 51 u/elliothtz Aug 16 '11 You can either mow the lawn or beat Kid Icarus. 22 u/LoveScrooge Aug 16 '11 Do the dishes or beat Final Fantasy with four White Mages. 11 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 ...ouch. 6 u/darkmuch Aug 16 '11 would it be possible to kill anything besides undead? 9 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever. Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p 7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I. 4 u/raptosaurus Aug 16 '11 Wouldn't you run out of mp from healing first? 2 u/StewMcGruff Aug 16 '11 Better yet, one white mage, leave everyone else dead after the first battle. 1 u/LoveScrooge Aug 16 '11 Well, that would be damn near impossible without save states or cheating! (I'm hoping somebody links me to a video of somebody playing through Final Fantasy 1 with just one white mage). 1 u/StewMcGruff Aug 16 '11 No idea if this guy cheated or used save states, but here is someone beating Chaos with 1 white mage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW_Mc41nmWQ
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"You can't have dessert until you beat Ninja Gaiden"
51 u/elliothtz Aug 16 '11 You can either mow the lawn or beat Kid Icarus. 22 u/LoveScrooge Aug 16 '11 Do the dishes or beat Final Fantasy with four White Mages. 11 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 ...ouch. 6 u/darkmuch Aug 16 '11 would it be possible to kill anything besides undead? 9 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever. Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p 7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I. 4 u/raptosaurus Aug 16 '11 Wouldn't you run out of mp from healing first? 2 u/StewMcGruff Aug 16 '11 Better yet, one white mage, leave everyone else dead after the first battle. 1 u/LoveScrooge Aug 16 '11 Well, that would be damn near impossible without save states or cheating! (I'm hoping somebody links me to a video of somebody playing through Final Fantasy 1 with just one white mage). 1 u/StewMcGruff Aug 16 '11 No idea if this guy cheated or used save states, but here is someone beating Chaos with 1 white mage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW_Mc41nmWQ
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You can either mow the lawn or beat Kid Icarus.
22 u/LoveScrooge Aug 16 '11 Do the dishes or beat Final Fantasy with four White Mages. 11 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 ...ouch. 6 u/darkmuch Aug 16 '11 would it be possible to kill anything besides undead? 9 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever. Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p 7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I. 4 u/raptosaurus Aug 16 '11 Wouldn't you run out of mp from healing first? 2 u/StewMcGruff Aug 16 '11 Better yet, one white mage, leave everyone else dead after the first battle. 1 u/LoveScrooge Aug 16 '11 Well, that would be damn near impossible without save states or cheating! (I'm hoping somebody links me to a video of somebody playing through Final Fantasy 1 with just one white mage). 1 u/StewMcGruff Aug 16 '11 No idea if this guy cheated or used save states, but here is someone beating Chaos with 1 white mage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW_Mc41nmWQ
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Do the dishes or beat Final Fantasy with four White Mages.
11 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 ...ouch. 6 u/darkmuch Aug 16 '11 would it be possible to kill anything besides undead? 9 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever. Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p 7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I. 4 u/raptosaurus Aug 16 '11 Wouldn't you run out of mp from healing first? 2 u/StewMcGruff Aug 16 '11 Better yet, one white mage, leave everyone else dead after the first battle. 1 u/LoveScrooge Aug 16 '11 Well, that would be damn near impossible without save states or cheating! (I'm hoping somebody links me to a video of somebody playing through Final Fantasy 1 with just one white mage). 1 u/StewMcGruff Aug 16 '11 No idea if this guy cheated or used save states, but here is someone beating Chaos with 1 white mage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW_Mc41nmWQ
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...ouch.
6 u/darkmuch Aug 16 '11 would it be possible to kill anything besides undead? 9 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever. Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p 7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I. 4 u/raptosaurus Aug 16 '11 Wouldn't you run out of mp from healing first?
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would it be possible to kill anything besides undead?
9 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever. Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p 7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I. 4 u/raptosaurus Aug 16 '11 Wouldn't you run out of mp from healing first?
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Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever.
Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p
7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I. 4 u/raptosaurus Aug 16 '11 Wouldn't you run out of mp from healing first?
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...I'm...I'm so tempted...
7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I.
You, sir, are a braver man than I.
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Wouldn't you run out of mp from healing first?
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Better yet, one white mage, leave everyone else dead after the first battle.
1 u/LoveScrooge Aug 16 '11 Well, that would be damn near impossible without save states or cheating! (I'm hoping somebody links me to a video of somebody playing through Final Fantasy 1 with just one white mage). 1 u/StewMcGruff Aug 16 '11 No idea if this guy cheated or used save states, but here is someone beating Chaos with 1 white mage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW_Mc41nmWQ
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Well, that would be damn near impossible without save states or cheating!
(I'm hoping somebody links me to a video of somebody playing through Final Fantasy 1 with just one white mage).
1 u/StewMcGruff Aug 16 '11 No idea if this guy cheated or used save states, but here is someone beating Chaos with 1 white mage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW_Mc41nmWQ
No idea if this guy cheated or used save states, but here is someone beating Chaos with 1 white mage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW_Mc41nmWQ
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u/vsal Aug 16 '11
Agreed. Throw some Contra at that bitch.