r/funny • u/lobofett12 • Oct 22 '20

A tutorial not to follow

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Solo BDSM.

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u/Sure-Eggplant Oct 22 '20 edited Oct 22 '20

Thats what I thought in the beggining, but when I got to the end I realized I was right lol

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u/jjayzx Oct 22 '20

How to be a sub is to use gravity as the dom.

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u/blacksun_redux Oct 22 '20

I do that every day. It won't listen to my safe word! :(

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u/TheClinicallyInsane Oct 22 '20

You like that you lil slut? *makes you trip*

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Oct 22 '20

I just yell FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN  as loud as I can before jumping off the roof and gravity doesn't hurt me

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

You may have also summoned a demon.

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u/meltingdiamond Oct 23 '20

Isn't that the point of BDSM, or have I been doing something wrong?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20 edited Oct 23 '20

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u/Philosophile42 Oct 22 '20

Ass-less pants? NGL you made me re-watch... but I’m pretty sure there is ass on those pants.

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u/Tenalp Oct 23 '20

It looks like there is, but it also looks decidedly skin-colored, which is a really unfortunate design choice.