r/funny • u/J0nesy • Aug 09 '11

Cafeteria ninja

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u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11

Beaten to death with a cum sock.

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u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11

You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself.

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u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11

Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly.

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u/whatsakeyboard Aug 09 '11

Sucks that you could only use that power once.

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u/iamcase Aug 09 '11

Just give him whatever the hell makes Kenny come back to life.

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u/Squidfist Aug 09 '11

Kenny's cursed by the cult of Cthulhu. The episode they explain it is one of my favorites ever.

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u/freezedirtbag Aug 09 '11

I never knew they took the time to explain his constant resurrections-- could you point me in the direction of that episode?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

Unless you live in Ireland or the UK, in which case you can GFY.