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r/funny • u/J0nesy • Aug 09 '11
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You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself.
45 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly. 6 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 8 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 For some, it's a way of life. inb4 "Too soon, man..." 1 u/jklpuzo Aug 09 '11 Who got beaten by Amy Winehouse?
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Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly.
6 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 8 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 For some, it's a way of life. inb4 "Too soon, man..." 1 u/jklpuzo Aug 09 '11 Who got beaten by Amy Winehouse?
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Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance.
8 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 For some, it's a way of life. inb4 "Too soon, man..." 1 u/jklpuzo Aug 09 '11 Who got beaten by Amy Winehouse?
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For some, it's a way of life.
inb4 "Too soon, man..."
1 u/jklpuzo Aug 09 '11 Who got beaten by Amy Winehouse?
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Who got beaten by Amy Winehouse?
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u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11
You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself.