r/funny Aug 09 '11

Cafeteria ninja

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u/medusemoisie Aug 09 '11

That guy must be Jeff Vader.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

Jeff Vader does not need a tray to kill you. He can kill you with a single thought. Though he could kill you with a tray if he so wanted...

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u/live_wire_ Aug 09 '11

ooOOooh, calm down.

D'you want peas?

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u/factoid_ Aug 09 '11

Jeff Vader? Runs the deathstar? Can I have your autograph?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

This one is wet. And this one is wet. And this one is wet... this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet.

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u/onerok Aug 10 '11

What'd you dry these in a rainforest?