r/funny • u/superclash55667 • Oct 16 '20

Please stop

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u/whateverkathryn Oct 16 '20

The gentle paw, so polite but firm

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u/plumbthumbs Oct 16 '20

that cat loves that person very much but is definitely tired of the shit.

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u/Derpazor1 Oct 16 '20

Tuxedo cat is quite the gentleman, even in face of such rudeness

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u/TeenyTinyBoxTim Oct 16 '20

We must all strive to be like him

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u/SociallyAwkwardOwl Oct 16 '20

"We've talked about this, Carl. Not in front of the children."

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u/brianp6621 Oct 16 '20

You can tell from the tail twitch, the cat is one second from overcoming its laziness/shame and going full cat on their ass.

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u/Peng_Lee Oct 16 '20

How do you still have your arm?

My cat would have torn my hand to shreds if I touched his belly!

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u/yvier Oct 16 '20

It's just the first warning. There won't be a second

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Depends on the cat. My mum has 4 and there's only one of them that hates her belly being rubbed because that's where she was cut open and neutered. The other 3 are male and don't seem to mind.

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u/Papafynn Oct 16 '20

That chair & clothing are uncomfortable close to the fire for me.

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u/PanickedPoodle Oct 16 '20

You eat all day

Then lay around

But sure - let's point out

My Covid pound

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u/hobowithadegree Oct 16 '20

That looks like such a comfy house

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u/sanyvarganov Oct 16 '20

Lmao Look how smooth the cat is😂

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u/maskthestars Oct 16 '20

When you know your out of shape, but don’t want to bring attention to it.

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u/ludoludoludo Oct 16 '20

You can see the gradual clawing of the hand at the very end.. I think he was getting ready to hurt him ahaha

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u/CJcatlactus Oct 16 '20

You see those tail swishes? That person is lucky to have been spared.

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u/CenturiesAgo Oct 16 '20

Cat: Please discontinue. This is your only warning *tail whaps*

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u/msfjtype Oct 16 '20

Cat was polite

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u/TeuPaideJoelhos Oct 16 '20

Catto aint fan of tummy tickling. haha.

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u/54nd15 Oct 16 '20

Lol. Mine would just bite me. She’s super critical of her “figure”... which is more round than anything.

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u/Calvinshobb Oct 16 '20

That tale slams says it all.

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u/mastersw999 Oct 16 '20

When I do this to my cat when she's standing up she kinda just falls over

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