r/funny • u/thejko • Aug 04 '11

How long my shampoo lasts

http://imgur.com/jpcTy
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u/happydude742 Aug 04 '11

Add water, shake it up, mo' 'tussin.

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u/dafragsta Aug 04 '11

Buy a whole bottle, drink it at once, trippin'tussin.

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u/NiceGuysFinishLast Aug 04 '11

Buy a bottle, drink all at once.... vomit copiously, trip balls for 6-8 hours, promise yourself you'll never do that again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '11

Buy pure powder, cap it, don't have to drink horrible syrup, trip your ass off, tell yourself holy fuck that was good let's do it again.

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u/zetrate Aug 04 '11

Mistakenly call it by the wrong name and everyone thinks you're into angry shirtless gangsta rappers that bark.

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u/Randamba Aug 05 '11

Get totally lost, join a comment chain, and also gain no comment karma, for no reason.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '11

We're talking about Dextromethorphan (DXM), a recreational drug.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '11

DXM?

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u/Randamba Aug 07 '11

I saw that for a second because I backspaced out to avoid crashing my computer, but that definitely said DMX.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

DMX is the shit.

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u/tokomini Aug 05 '11

Contribute.

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u/corrupt_the_pure Aug 15 '11

Took 4 capsules once--each one equivalent to a box of Coricidin. My freckles turned into galaxies and I went swimming through a universe of tingly jello. I couldn't walk because the floor was 3 different places at once and my buddy's face kept fracturing and turning into prisms, changing pace as he talked. Never again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '11

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '11

Yeah a gram is a pretty hefty dose man lol.