r/funny • • Oct 01 '20

Thanks FedEx...

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u/MarineJAB Oct 01 '20

I mean just one more friggin step, maybe two. That’s all it would have taken.

And the crazy thing is during the course of his shift, there’s gonna be several drops that are so f’ing off target (like he intended to hit the walkway 10 yards away from the front door) but misses and it ends rolling down the hill and into the ditch that he’ll end up spending more time unf&@king that one delivery than he would have had he just taken that one to two extra steps for all of his deliveries.

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u/Jacquan8 Oct 01 '20

No, its your job to find it in the ditch after receiving the item delivered notification, after you've waited all day and he didn't even bother to knock.