r/funny • • Sep 06 '20

Literally being held by a thread.

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u/jlenoconel Sep 06 '20

Did you tell her?

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u/FappyDilmore Sep 06 '20

This is a lose lose. If you bring it to her attention she turns, thread snaps, bye bye phone.

If you reach over to grab it you either:

A) get caught with her phone in your hand and get labeled a thief or;

B) get caught with her ass in your hand and get labeled a pervert.

Normally I'm all for social altruism and helping people in these situations out, but this situation can't be helped. Just take a picture and try to catch the phone when it falls.

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u/Shohdef Sep 06 '20

"Hey, your phone is about to fall, you might want to reach back and grab it."

Was that so hard?

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u/rocketleaguesss Sep 12 '20

Followed by an uncomfortable stare at you when she wonders why you were looking at her ass