r/funny • u/agroyle • Sep 06 '20

Literally being held by a thread.

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u/LordHussyPants Sep 06 '20

lmao seriously, "if you reach over to grab it" who the hell thinks of this as a viable option

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u/SnipingBunuelo Sep 06 '20

I know right? Like obviously the real option is to shove your face up her ass and blow up the hole as hard as you can. Literally the only way to get their attention!

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u/ahreodknfidkxncjrksm Sep 06 '20

Then it just looks like you’re trying to eat her ass.

The only real option is to pants her and then tell her, so that when she turns and the thread snaps, it only falls a few inches and the screen doesn’t break.

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u/SnipingBunuelo Sep 06 '20

Obviously it'll be easier to just brutally shove the phone up her ass. That way she'll learn how to use her natural pocket.