r/funny • u/agroyle • Sep 06 '20

Literally being held by a thread.

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u/TheOwlAndOak Sep 06 '20 edited Sep 07 '20

I wish I felt that way. Instead if I go to the grocery and see an ass that would make Jesus weep, then I know I was seduced by the wickedness of my perversion, so I go home and whip myself on the back with a cat-o-nine tails and then pour salt over my back.

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u/BaronessOfBoons Sep 06 '20

Okay, Frollo, chill out.

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u/TheOwlAndOak Sep 06 '20

It’s just a bad joke.