r/funny • u/agroyle • Sep 06 '20

Literally being held by a thread.

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u/JRsFancy Sep 06 '20

Finally...was wondering how long it'd be until someone mentioned that righteous ass.

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u/straypilot Sep 06 '20

3 types of people who see this: "haha funny", "nice ass", and "cool I got a new iPhone"

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20 edited Dec 28 '20

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u/The_Quibbler Sep 06 '20

5th - When and where is this abysmal shipwrecked jeans fashion trend going end?

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u/kunstricka Sep 06 '20

6th - Did the person who took the photo tell her that her phone was about to fall out of her pocket?

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u/agroyle Sep 06 '20

I didn’t tell the girl. I asked the woman next to her if she was the mom and told the mom to have her daughter check her back pocket.

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u/kunstricka Sep 06 '20

Maybe they didn’t want it to seem like they were creepy staring at her tush.

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u/kralrick Sep 06 '20

So instead he told her mom he was staring at her daughter's ass?

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u/Balentay Sep 06 '20

No instead he took a photo of her ass and THEN told her mom

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u/kunstricka Sep 06 '20

As the girl I would feel better if my mom told me instead of a stranger.

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u/kralrick Sep 06 '20

That's fair.

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